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Local Cricket Press Conference: Tea-Time Trouble


– You good? Good? Alright, let’s go. – [Interviewer] Skip, you want to explain what happened today? – You want to explain, mate? – Yeah. I’ve just had a chat with the opposition and
the match officials. I’ve prepared a few things here as well. Look, I was rostered on for tea today, and probably went a bit wide
with what I chose to cook. I attempted the coconut chili crab curry out of the Matty Hatan
cookbook, and I didn’t nail it. It’s something I have
perfected in the past at home. – That’s actually true, the darl and I were over for tea the other
night, bloody delicious. – Yeah, but I didn’t nail it today, and in doing so I failed my duties is what we call here at the
Grubs the Head of the Spread. During the break there
was a bit of a panic, a little bit of a discussion,
and I ordered Nando’s, but once I saw that it was
being delivered on a bike I knew I was in real strife. There’s nowhere to hide, and I just want to apologize to everyone. My teammates, the opposition, and the umpire appointed
by the association for today’s meltdown. – [Interviewer] Skip,
did others in the team know about this plan? – Correct, the leadership group knew, we discussed it in the pub last night. Obviously this isn’t a
proud moment for the cub, we know that, but I can just give you my guarantee that this
will never happen again under my leadership. – [Interviewer] So, this
has never happened before? – Definitely. – [Interviewer] Hammy? – No, in my four years at the Grubs we take tea really seriously. There’s none of this four
boxes of Shapes stuff, you know with a couple of stale cheese and bacon rolls from Cole’s. It’s the honey soy chicken wings with the Hoisin drizzle
that Skip prides himself on. That is the standard and we
fell well short of that today. – [Interviewer] How does
the team move on from this? – We learn. We’re sorry, we’re
embarrassed, bloody hungry. But for Hammy, it’s to go back to basics. It’s probably look something like some party pies in the coming weeks. Shouldn’t be too much
of a problem for Hammy, he bowls plenty of them. And yeah, but look that’s cricket. So– – [Food Delivery Man] Order for Hammy? – Yeah, that’s me! Thank you. – Did you get the spicy Peri-Peri? – I got the lemon and herb. – Jesus Christ, alright,
thank you, I’m done. – Oh, they forgot my pita wrap!

Robin Kshlerin

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34 COMMENTS

  1. Marcus Barbagallo Posted on February 24, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    πŸ˜‚

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  2. Ravi Yarwood-Paintal Posted on February 24, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    This has to be worse than sandpapergate

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  3. riley frost Posted on February 24, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    When they said no more bbq shapes with stale ham and cheese roles from coles I legit died… Too relatable

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  4. Josh Reid Posted on February 24, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Love all your videos boys

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  5. Total Eclipse 15 Posted on February 24, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Rip hammy

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  6. 1relentless3 Posted on February 25, 2019 at 12:00 am

    …Bloody hungry."

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  7. ctmaw2007 Posted on February 25, 2019 at 12:22 am

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚bloody love this. What a delight! Keep them coming guys;)

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  8. Ashwin Rao Posted on February 25, 2019 at 1:43 am

    leadership group

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  9. 13kiwiboy Posted on February 25, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Heads need to roll for this.

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  10. James Posted on February 25, 2019 at 8:22 am

    We don’t do tea like that in qld

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  11. Silzy clapZ Posted on February 25, 2019 at 8:37 am

    HAHAH THE CORDIAL INSTEAD OF GATORADE πŸ’– IT!

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  12. Gianatti11 Posted on February 25, 2019 at 9:08 am

    this is comedy gold

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  13. aoife irvine Posted on February 25, 2019 at 9:44 am

    If the like button is grey your gay

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  14. Evrnire84 Posted on February 25, 2019 at 10:04 am

    is that Steve Smith

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  15. James Durland Posted on February 25, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    I’d buy one of those shirts

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  16. Danish Khalil Posted on February 25, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Still more sincere then the sandpaper lads haha

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  17. aamir mehmood Posted on February 25, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    Why they have the some black hair on their faces as i never seen this kind of thing in AUSTRALIAN players. That's racist as they r πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  18. Abdul Baasit Felton Posted on February 26, 2019 at 2:26 am

    this is the shit

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  19. Seth Willson Posted on February 26, 2019 at 6:33 am

    This is a sandpapergate parody isn't it

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  20. Jacob Posted on February 26, 2019 at 8:11 am

    Run-Off of Steve Smith and Cameron Bancroft interview after the day they ball tampered.πŸ˜‚

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  21. Akash Sagar Posted on February 26, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Classic Imitation…!!

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  22. Dhruv Khanna Posted on March 4, 2019 at 8:38 am

    taking Cape Town's presser and sticking it in here hahahahaha best thing ever to have resulted from that meltdown

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  23. Jan Posted on June 3, 2019 at 8:36 pm

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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  24. Charlie Harris Posted on June 16, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Think Cricket Australia can’t give to harsh a punishment when it was just a mistake. There deeply sorry and will never happen again.

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  25. Alex Lee Posted on August 20, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    Hammy will go back To party pies In the coming weeks, he bowls plenty of them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  26. Michael Yeovil Posted on September 1, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Head of the spread πŸ™‚

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